"Wit is a form of intellectual humor. Forms of wit include: The Quip, Repartee, and sarcasm":
"Practice makes perfect, but if no one is perfect, then why practice?"
Page four: "The wise never marry; when they do they become otherwise."
Page five: "Since light travels faster than the speed of sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak."
Page six: "How come abbreviated is such a long word?"
Page seven: "Hard work never killed anyone....but why take the risk?"
Page eight: "If we are here to help others, exactly what are the others here for?"
Page nine: "God made relatives....thank God we can choose our friends."
Page ten: "'Your future depends on your dreams'....so go to sleep."
Insert: "The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know...so why learn."
Insert: "Wit is a perplexing sense of humor. I have been told that I can turn phrases into "cleverness." Ideally, wit should be as quick as a streak of light and as sharp as a razor".
Page eleven: " A bus stops at a bus station; A train stops at a train station. I have a work station...what more can I say?"
Page 12 and back cover: " Always delve into the ridiculous".
