Friday, June 27, 2008

Diary of a Mad Short Woman

This mini book was WAY too much fun to create!!! I used Hambly to create the mini album, and a piece of an old cardboard box as the back cover to kinda stabalize it. The overall theme is about witty remarks. I made a page about this awhile back, and I always wanted to create a mini album out of it. Please forgive my crooked photos; my screen is out on my camera and this is the best I could do!

"Wit is a form of intellectual humor. Forms of wit include: The Quip, Repartee, and sarcasm":

"Practice makes perfect, but if no one is perfect, then why practice?"

Page four: "The wise never marry; when they do they become otherwise."
Page five: "Since light travels faster than the speed of sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak."

Page six: "How come abbreviated is such a long word?"
Page seven: "Hard work never killed anyone....but why take the risk?"

Page eight: "If we are here to help others, exactly what are the others here for?"

Page nine: "God made relatives....thank God we can choose our friends."

Page ten: "'Your future depends on your dreams' go to sleep."
Insert: "The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you why learn."

Insert: "Wit is a perplexing sense of humor. I have been told that I can turn phrases into "cleverness." Ideally, wit should be as quick as a streak of light and as sharp as a razor".

Page eleven: " A bus stops at a bus station; A train stops at a train station. I have a work station...what more can I say?"

Page 12 and back cover: " Always delve into the ridiculous".